{"product_id":"hold-your-horses-paperback","title":"Hold Your Horses - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAli K. Mulford\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen socially anxious, secretly asexual, and thoroughly horse-illiterate Hollis lands a job at Prickle Island Zoo (by pretending to be a cowgirl from Wyoming), she's just hoping for a fresh start . . . and maybe to hide away from the world with a Jane Austen novel and meerkat in tow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat Hollis doesn't expect is to fall head over heels-literally-for the charming non-binary zookeeper, Heron.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeron Lachlan knows that living at their family zoo on a tiny island and being ace means the dating pool is zero. Heron accepts that their longest running relationship will probably be with a literal crane . . . until Hollis trots in wearing a thrifted cowboy hat and lying through her teeth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs zoo hijinks, escaped ostriches, and a meddlesome family of zookeepers bring them closer, Hollis and Heron must face their fears, their secret hopes, and their wildly incompatible knowledge of equine fun facts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA light-hearted, queer rom-com about finding your person, embracing your truths, and rewriting the rules of love-Hold Your Horses is the joyful, asexual slow-burn you didn't know you needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 342\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.76 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 03, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54644273807732,"sku":"9781923184268","price":27.23,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/8117\/4900\/files\/suji-Ka9IL9781923184268.webp?v=1781789108","url":"https:\/\/altherianook.com\/products\/hold-your-horses-paperback","provider":"Altheria, A Cozy Bookish Nook","version":"1.0","type":"link"}